Crossing the border in TJ brings a
Mexican metamorphisis of sustinence and pleasure. The
human body's ability to adapt to changing enviornments
takes center stage. Carne asada become a staple,
fireworks are not just for the 4th, hang overs increase
in occurance and severity, as do ways to defeat them,
fruit is all but forgotten, and as any Sweede could tell
you the only mixed salad you could find would be an ice
bucket of mixed greens from the Pacifico and Corona group.
The little ones ofcourse.
1. Practice weekly visits to your local
tacqueria. This will improve your Spanish and help to
maintain the iron constitution that is essential to step
2. Consume multiple meals of multiple
plates of tacos each and every day. Waste not want not,
eat a lot, practice, practice, practice.
3. If you wish to keep a girl friend,
find a place where you can spend more than $17 on your
Carne Asade meal. Don't worry, after several taco stand
gorgings for under $6, not only will she think your are
splurging for her, she also will think you're a savy
4. Chicken can be dangerous.
5. Carne Asada is nearly impossible to
6. Don't fear a good barf.
7. Absolutely do not, by all means, in
no way, shape, or form, get into a Tequila shot drinking
contest with Joe Calexico.
8. Don't buy 3 chicklets for a quarter,
buy the whole box for $1.50. 9. Two Budwiesers are worth
a $100 bribe.
10. Pretend you like Soccer.
11. There is a short cut across the
border at Tiajuana but we're not telling.